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#1 MistrBadgr

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Posted 15 May 2018 - 05:55 PM

What do you call a row of bunny rabbits that is hopping away from you?.......A receding hare line.


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Posted 16 May 2018 - 05:02 PM

LOL very funny

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Posted 12 July 2018 - 04:05 AM

Q. What do you call a fish without an eye?

 

A. fsh


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Posted 13 July 2018 - 04:22 AM

That is good!  I will have to use that. :D


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Posted 28 July 2018 - 02:17 PM

An astronomer was crossing the road and a bright meteor streaked across the sky. He turned to look and was run over by a lorry.

 

The verdict at the inquest was "death through natural causes".


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Posted 28 July 2018 - 07:06 PM

Sounds reasonable! :)


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Posted 28 July 2018 - 07:10 PM

I guy I know asked me if I had ever seen an elephant hiding in a tree.  I told him I had not....at least not any that I wanted to admit to seeing.

 

He asked me if I knew why I never saw any.  I told him I could think of several reasons why I had not, but wanted to know why he though I had not.

 

His answer...."They are good at it!"


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Posted 23 August 2018 - 01:18 PM

I guy I know asked me if I had ever seen an elephant hiding in a tree.  I told him I had not....at least not any that I wanted to admit to seeing.

 

He asked me if I knew why I never saw any.  I told him I could think of several reasons why I had not, but wanted to know why he though I had not.

 

His answer...."They are good at it!"

They paint their toenails red and hide in cherry trees,



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Posted 23 August 2018 - 01:20 PM

Q. Why did the rabbit have wet hair in the salon?

 

A. They only had a hare dryer.



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Posted 23 August 2018 - 02:11 PM

I will have to remember that one! :)


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